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Grenade

A weapon of mass libido destruction in social terms. Still a wepski worthy of your respect but will probably mean your ultimate sex drive demise if you are not an army veteran who can inspire respect from the most ridiculously violent and aggressive and adversarial attacks that leaves you hacked and bugged like you watch porn but you don’t.
Furk that grenade just ripped me a new one cos , feels like hulks Mrs demanded her own show and he’s settling down while she attacks any dude with safe search disabled on google chrome.
by Shmick ticker February 21, 2023
mugGet the Grenademug.

Grenade Smash

A word used by and idiot that doesn't know what Grenade Spam is.
by Lime_Frog October 30, 2011
mugGet the Grenade Smashmug.

girlfriend grenade

The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
by acs35 February 26, 2024
mugGet the girlfriend grenademug.

man grenade bath blaster

When a man lets out a gigantic, colossal fart in the bath tub.
Greg: Did you hear Frank's man grenade bath blaster after he ate all that Chipotle last night? It shook the house, I swear!
Bill: You mean I stayed in the bunker all night, thinking it was an earthquake, for nothin?
Greg: Well, at least you were partially spared from Frank's wrath.
by SparkyMae March 8, 2022
mugGet the man grenade bath blastermug.

taking a grenade

The act of flirting or having sex with an ugly member of a group so that the way is cleared for your friends to access the more attractive members of the group.

The responsibility of a "wingman".
Ok Joe, you'll be taking a grenade tonight with the crazy one so I can get with Collette.
by Rob Prime June 5, 2014
mugGet the taking a grenademug.

Playing baseball with an ax and a grenade

A phrase used in reaponse to to someone else’s unnecessarily risky behavior.
Johnny: Did you hear that Bruce is going to be free climbing the Grand Canyon upside down and blindfolded, all the while having a rattlesnake coiled around his penis!?
Gregor: well, he sure is playing baseball with an ax and a grenade.
mugGet the Playing baseball with an ax and a grenademug.

Grenade X Grace

"Oh my god you guys are such love doves, you acting just like Grenade x Grace."
by Ranger man July 8, 2022
mugGet the Grenade X Gracemug.

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