gooning

the weirdest thing since 1996. a form of masturbation that involves maintaining sexual arousal without reaching orgasm for a long period of time, resulting in a hypnotic, intoxicated state. people who do this are called gooners or goons.
gooner (weirdo): yo i just finished gooning for the past 30 minutes
normal human: you're weird
by jermaineee January 18, 2024
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Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 28, 2025
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im gooning every day
by chrissybighead June 09, 2025
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Doing some real
Gang gang stuff
by Tno October 10, 2020
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What you do with Jared Bared in the back
Yo Jared! Let’s start gooning!
by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024
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To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.
I was gooning for 7 hours last night
by GuyDefinesGooning December 08, 2023
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Gooning is a sexual technique where you run things on horny autopilot trying to avoid getting boinked and losing the edging streak.Usually done while watching anime waifus.

Historically used for males but a new generations of female gooners have risen on erotica and otome games.
He is gooning over anime girls.

She is gooning over Caleb from love and deepspace
by ohioskibidiboo February 03, 2025
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