Getting gooned

Getting gooned: To be legally “kidnapped” by 2 or more men/women (goons) working for a company your parent/guardian hired to take you to various forms of treatment centers (torture facilities).

1: “Hey, did you see the new kid? Looks like he got his shit rocked! Tough little son of a bitch”
2: “Yeah. Guy didn’t know he was getting gooned at first so he swung on the first goon. He tried to catch his punch but the kid slipped and ended up hitting his head pretty hard.”
1: “What a fucking idiot!”

by Fuckmormoms November 17, 2023

Ghost Gooning

Ghost Gooning- The act of jerking off publicly without anybody knowing.

I was in the car with my family the other day and Ghost Gooned.

Ghost Gooning- Secretley getting off with nobody noticing or knowing.

by FuttBucker9000 July 26, 2025

Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.

Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning

by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025

goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.

bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.

by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024

Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 8, 2024

Gooning red

Gooning red is a state of the gooning cycle only achieved by the master gooners, as it is the point where you have gooned so hard that the semen comes out pink or red in colour due to blood mixing with it from intense wanking over the course of a long period of time.

Holy shit… That femboy porn got me gooning red the other night, dude. I’ve never pulled it off before. i can’t believe i did it.

by I’m Not Black. August 23, 2025

Goon Fap

The act of touching yourself, also known as jerking off, until the skin comes off of one’s penis.

Alright Johnny, I’m gonna head home and goon fap into my brothers bong.

by Chickenjockey123 May 3, 2025