Florida or Germany?

Office game whereby one worker reads a shocking headline to another coworker, who must identify the location of origin as Florida or Germany.
Honestly, most screwed up stuff happens in either Florida or Germany.

Jim: "Father locked daughter in basement for 24 years and repeatedly raped her. Florida or Germany?"

Joe: "Oh that HAS to be Germany."

Jim: "Correct!"

by cr8rface January 22, 2009

german army helmet

A german army helmet is another word for circumsion. It is common for Jews.

Bedes dad has a smooth german army helmet, which granny loves.

by dave hte danish lad August 2, 2006

German Chocolate

A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's

Chocolate= His father is of black decent

Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!

by DWG September 10, 2008

German name

Very humorous! Guides the conversation and will take it in any direction they want. Knows what to say and how to be forgiven. Could be a good serial killer-but secretly has too big of a heart to ever. Has a soft spot for Minecraft and Roblox- THEY’RE built DiFfErEnT!!:)

“Woah, German name is actually built different, I’m jealous!”

by Anonymous server September 13, 2020

a_germandude

a beautiful person who lives in germany

a_germandude is a person living in germany

by a_germandude November 7, 2020

German Dave

To ejaculate onto your bedroom carpet during masturbation.

“I had no tissues so I had to do a German Dave.”

by safety&comfortguide January 31, 2012

Germanglish

Germanglish are wannabe Germans! They randomly add German words into speech and try and act like Germans. (Which they fail at) Like Wapanese but for German!

(This is me)

"Hello, wie gehts, my friend? - A possible example of Germanglish.

by Sein oder nicht sein November 11, 2014