german redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running around it dancing like Adolf Hitler

Himmler pulled a german redlight in town and was beat to death by angry anti-nazis

by harrison maddox September 9, 2006

German chocolate cake coffee

"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.

I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!

by library crew September 28, 2006

german journey

its a fart. in german, "fahrt" means journey, so we refer to a fart, when being polite and hidden, as a german journey.

i just took the biggest german journey carl, we might wanna clear out before we die.

by c to the o to the r to the why? October 9, 2004

German Helmet Fight

When two erect males smack penis heads together till one person quiets.

When involving more than two people may escalate to German Helmet War

Hey Max, wanna have a German Helmet Fight after wrestling practice today?

by Trozzletron March 11, 2018

German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

by zsun_44 September 24, 2005

German Sandwich

When a guy is fucking a girl and when he is about to jizz two guys punch him, resulting in two black eyes.

how'd you get your black eyes?

German sandwich....

by sporkafish January 23, 2011