Bo Jonsson Grip

A very rich man in sweden during 1400 century but nowadays a boy in Torsviks skola that only wears old man clothes and is very sensitive. He might have some kind of disease. LOVES second hand.

- Are those shoes on Bo Jonsson Grip second hand?
- Ye, i think so man

by Not named Texas February 21, 2019

Guatemalan Death Grip

When your fucking so long that the cum dries out and you get your dick stuck.

Yo I was fucking CHAD and he gave me the Guatemalan Death Grip.

by Iron Man Dies in Endgame May 6, 2019

Get a grip

Rosie B.

Rosie needs to get a grip

by lhcxhahax April 14, 2019

rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020

Two finger grip

When a cute girl wants to hold hands she utilizes the two finger grip, holding your pinky and ring fingers as if it was your whole hand.

She’s cute, you gotta be careful with her, she does the two finger grip.

by likekevin September 20, 2021

get a grip crip

come on dude. get a grip nig.

you really thought i was gonna eat that slug bro? get a grip crip.

by scorchosalad September 24, 2021

The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022