grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.

I can't get away from grandma penny today!

by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016

grandma nipples

old wrinkly nipples

what the fuck why do you suck on grandma nipples

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

grandmalize

when you get old and wrinkly like raisins

"I should moisturize, im feel like im grandmalized"

by grandma raisin January 17, 2017

Grandma

The only person on Earth you can rely on actually having cookies in a cookie tin

1: Wow, your grandma is really cool
2: Yeah, she da real MVP

by Grautbakken April 12, 2017

grandma eyebrows

Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows

Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??

by Blu._.jay June 18, 2017

grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet

"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"

by milksource101 June 29, 2017

grandma kink

When grandma brings you food and you get excited

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink

by Gayfredo October 30, 2017