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Pre-Ejaculation

1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.

"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."

2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.

"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"

Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.

3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.

"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"

"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
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ghost tugger

"Man, the other night I woke up to a ghost tugger. It wasn't the worst, actually."
by GhostsareOK December 1, 2013
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Ghost Scare

1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.
"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"
by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009
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Ghost-Comp

Ghost-Comp: When you, and your vape lord friends challenge each other to a "ghost competition" in the nearest bathroom at any given party. Using the mirror, as support, to help blow the fattest "ghost" is allowed, and advised, as whoever wins the "ghost-comp" gets bragging rights, until your next "ghost-comp".
Alex: Hey fuckers, ya'll wanna hit a ghost-comp in the bathroom?

Fuckers: Fuck yeah ima whoop your shit

Alex: Bet Lets Go
by Arex Ropeman April 27, 2022
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Full ghost

The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.
Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.

About ten minutes.

Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
by phlopy disk December 21, 2013
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ghost spliff

When you are so used to having a spliff in your hand that you feel like your holding one even when your not. Much like a ghost limb after an amputation.
Stoner 1"'ere do you want a hit on this spliff ting?"
Stoner 2"Mate, you've got ghost spliff again there's no spliff in your hand"
Stoner 1 "Ahhhh shit"
by Ghosty man May 9, 2016
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ghost in the stalls

A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.
Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"

Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."
by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 6, 2014
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