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gaper

A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.
1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.
by Abe W January 5, 2006
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Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.
After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015
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Gapple

Gaming Term of MineCraft: A Golden Apple/Enchanted Golden Apple. Used for Abbreviation and for lazy people. x3
*Donator dies in PvP*
Donator: FUCKKKK HAD A STACK OF GAPPLEZ
Admin: Caps Warning.
Donator: FUUUUUUUUU
*Donator muted*
by ExodePendragon February 2, 2014
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gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.
Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz
by Tillahizz February 10, 2009
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Gapplesauce

A primary dish only served at Gapplebee’s where the bald eagles soar high and free.
Man did you see him take that guy to dinner? Served him some of that Gapplesauce!
by Ls4lyfebrah November 30, 2018
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Gaptism

When one loses a race by bus lengths in an un-holy manner.

A.k.a Walked out his life.
Did you see the gaptism Jimmy put on Bryant?!
by HeavyFoot December 21, 2018
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Gaping Dragon

When you fist someone and then pour hot sauce into their gaping asshole
The Gaping Dragon he gave his girlfriend was amazing!
by Woked Ox January 23, 2020
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