freezen frozen

When it is very cold outside

It's so cold outside I'm freezen frozen

by Maddy 2004 March 14, 2016

Freezer

The freezer move is what bored hung-over guys do to their friends to make themselves laugh and feel better. The freezer move is best done when laying on opposite ends of the couch. You grab your buddy's ankles and pull them towards you while jamming your big toe as far up their ass as you can. This movement causes their arms to fly out and they freeze in that position with a shocked look on their face.

Everyone laughed when I gave Jim the freezer move.

by 1 Nut Master 1 April 24, 2017

freeze gun

A freeze gun is when a male ejaculates into a Yeti cooler while the female spits into his asshole from behind. Invented by Sir Robert Francis III in England during the late 15th century, this is an erotic display of affection and should only be used in times of true euphoria.

Brad, don't freeze gun me anymore. It's too cold in your room.

by zajo24 November 9, 2017

Freezer rust

When a dumbass lets a Dairy Queen ice cream cake melt and then put it back in the freezer, the cake gets freezer rust.

Why would you let the ice cream cake melt and put it back in the freezer last week, dumbass, now it has freezer rust

by Urban cowgirl December 23, 2017

freeze fart

When you fart and it’s cold and cools you asshole

Yo Cam I just had a freeze fart oof

by Fazepro23 May 12, 2018

freeck

Someone who makes nasty and freaky jokes al day long.

Damn you're a real freeck.
Why don't you understand all the freaky jokes that the freeck makes?

by BeWanSD March 23, 2018

Freezer job

To forcefully insert icecubes into one anothers anus.

-You hear what these faggots are doing these days?
-Yeah they on that freezer job shit right?

by Silentobserver021 September 26, 2018