Free Puddy

Pussy for free, or at a very insignificant price/trade that merits the term 'free'.

You can say Free Pussy in public places with no consequence, like among friends at the bar talking about their mom last night.

Yo, your mom gave me the free pussy last night! I love that moose knuckle!

Jon gets the free puddy from the Hooters girl on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

by puddyman April 12, 2005

Free the knee!

Today girls are told to hide their bodies and cover up, but we say NO HUNNY, NO. Free the knee!

Teacher: You dress is too short and violates dress code
Student: Oh hell naw, free the knee mofo
Group Chant: Free the knee!, Free the Knee!

by iamthetruth.com September 9, 2019

Free Ballin

When a male goes with out underwear or boxers. Or they want to get air onto their balls.

1. I'm not wearing undies, because I wanted to let my balls hang low. So, I guess I'm free ballin.

2. Watch out guys! Free baller in da house!

3. Homey G, I'm free ballin today.

4. I have no clean underwear for today. Looks like I'm free ballin!

by N1gzPl3@s3!!! September 24, 2011

frees

the things you don't pay for that generally carry fees for other customers or with other businesses.

Salesperson- 'how may I help you today?'
SaleSaver- 'I want to order your cable service. What are the hidden fees, and what are my frees?'

by MikeChicago August 10, 2010

$free.99

The cost of a free item.

"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."

"Did you steal that shit?"

"No, it was $free.99."

by Dr Azn Luv September 1, 2008

free badger

Often said when someone sees a great offer. This can be on TV, in a shop or anywhere really.

TV: Buy 1 and get 1 free

Person: OMFG FREE BADGER!

by JBF March 13, 2005

free meat

n: the sexually vulnerable state of a person once they slip into unconsciousness from alcohol or drugs.

"Sally's free meat! You gonna do it?" "NOT ME BRO!"

by on the down-loki December 9, 2008