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Martin County Florida 

Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.

Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."

Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"

Martin County Florida is a joke

Central Florida 

Central Florida is a region of the Southern U.S. state of Florida and located in the central part of the state, including the Tampa Bay and Orlando area. It is one of Florida's three directional regions, along with North Florida and South Florida. It includes the following counties: Brevard, Citrus, Hardee, Hernando, Hillsborough, Indian River, Lake, Manatee, Marion, Orange, Osceola, Pasco, Pinellas, Polk, Seminole, Sumter, and Volusia. Central Florida. It is the home to historic Cypress Gardens, The Yearling, Florida Crackers, Cowboy Culture, Strawberry Festivals, Orange Groves, Natural Springs, Many Lakes, lots of fishing, hunting, and water skiing. Some Natives include John Anderson, Delta Burke, Mel Tillis, Pam Tillis, Gov. Lawton Chiles. Central Florida is still Southern, just not as Southern as Northern Florida....Orlando, well Disney happened....and then in Tampa the cubans came to roll cigars...but other than that its cracker country.
Guy from Miami: "You talk like my friend from Georgia"

Southern girl from Tampa: "I'm from Central Florida, my grandfather use to ski at Cypress gardens and met my grandmother at a strawberry stand in Plant City."

old town florida 

Find the meth here, just down the road from the Marathon. Looking for a good night? Catch the usual hooker walking along this road.
Hey, wanna smoke meth?

Yes! I can take you to Old Town florida.
old town florida by A stranger December 20, 2016

Dover, Florida

Dover, Florida is a small Hispanic community off of East Tampa and if you’re from around the area, it’s mostly popular for its gang “Dover Locos” the East side gang dominated by one major family but are not the only East gang in the area and you’ll find the neighborhoods littered with gang graffiti nothing but Sur 13 crossed out and “F scrap” “412” writing almost every fence or stop signed is tagged over the rivalry but in present day is a ghost town. There’s literally no other reason to move here unless you’re looking for construction work or the strawberry fields. Only interesting thing is the horse racing and quinces at a ranch but always be ready for a fight or shooting to break out. I like to call it “little Mexico” because the Mexican stores, Mexican gangs, and mainly Mexican family’s that live in dover, fl.
Hillsborough county Dover, Florida
Dover, Florida by Sunshinestate813 February 22, 2022

Top Florida 

A term used to describe the more traditionally Southern regions of Florida encompassing all of the northen areas of Florida from the Atlantic to the panhandle.
These Top Florida girls are country compared to those Miami chicks.
Top Florida by ace5on4 February 21, 2008

Avon Park, Florida 

One of the realest cities in Florida. Not a big city but is rough in areas. You can find drug dealers on Front Street and over by the basketball court. Has a on goin rival with neighboring city Sebring. You also find young thugs carrying AK-47s and other automatic and semi-automatics guns.Is known as AP or The Park. Is anoother hood in Florida.
Dont mess with Avon Park dides because they tote choppas.

Avon PArk, Florida is another ghetto in Florida.
Avon Park, Florida by J-Tay September 3, 2006