Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Florida Firecracker

A sex position where you dip you’re dick in gas and fuck her then pull out and light her pussy on fire

I gave my dog a Florida firecracker

by Brantley Bates February 17, 2021

Florida

the most beautiful woman in the world

Florida : « the floridinian dream »

by Floridway November 23, 2021

Florida

state that represses minorities with laws and policy's, making life hard.

Florida lets us gerrymander minorities right out of voting so their voice can't be heard

by dip in the road August 30, 2023

florida sun beam

It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.

I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.

by FlashBangJane December 24, 2021

Florida

Florida:

A place where men fight crocodiles daily.
A place where snowbirds arrive and turn the state into hell.
A place where tourists break the speed law, so they can get to see that fucking mouse in the castle.
A place where crime is normal
And lastly, It's the Ohio of the Southeast.

I'm going to Florida.

Damn, thats so Florida of you.

by Florida-Man November 13, 2023

Florida Syndrome

Slow drivers in the left lane of any two-lane road; an acute inability to understand that the left lane is for faster-moving, passing vehicles.

Bob was crusing along nicely in the early stages of the commute, relatively nicely, there were the usual sufferers of Florida Syndrome in the left lane.

by raybanshe February 16, 2025