by JoeBass April 3, 2021
Get the Flexingmug. A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
Get the Flex tapemug. Verb: To flex
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Flexing is the voluntary act of bragging about an achievement or something one has. One may flex his property (such as money or jewelry), or his achievements (see example below) in order to feel superior to his peers and make them feel inferior, reassuring himself of his superiority.
Guy 1: Hey man, how did the test go?
Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?
Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.
Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!
Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
Guy 2: I scored 70/100, how did you do?
Guy 1: Mh, 72/100, not bad not good.
Flexer: Haha! I scored 99/100 noobs!
Out of nowhere
Flexer: HEY GUYS, LOOK AT <insert valuable possession and/or personal achievement of dubious value>!
by almosca99 June 1, 2020
Get the Flexmug. by david swag August 28, 2018
Get the swag flexmug. flex offenders are people who flex so hard it makes others uncomfortable and the flex offender seem unapproachable and greedy. flex offenders have to stay at least 25meters from mirrors.
by flailyhaley June 22, 2025
Get the flex offendermug. A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex
"That's a real weird flex
by Soosmon July 1, 2023
Get the Real weird flexmug. The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne July 14, 2025
Get the Trauma flexingmug.