schmuzz fest

any event where david kelvin is present

"The second Dave walked into the room, the party became a smmuzz fest."

by david kelvin October 9, 2003

Helmet Fest

A word use describe a large amount of dudes at a party or gathering

Damn that party is a helmet fest

by Sc69734 November 3, 2020

tweak fest

festival of tweak.

if tweak fest was a person it would be demi and aarilynn

by jaekyvn April 9, 2024

Zest-Fest

A person which is very corny. During zest fests, people usually act really homosexually or just make people uncomfortable with "sexual" joke interactions. Most of the time these people have a sub-name: "dimd".

Hey, look! That guy is a total zest-fest!

You're being a dimd right now. Please stop!

by TurZ_1231 July 26, 2023

Fest

The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.

"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"

by mandudno2 September 1, 2016

Edge Fest

A group having an orgy but not one of them get to finish.

Other wise known as an edgin orgy

"LETS GOT HAVE A EDGE FEST"

by Ruticwhistle September 13, 2024

toad fest

Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.

Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."

by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015