Edge Fest

A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel

Yo bro how long did you last at edge fest?
only 2 minutes and now i can’t get an erection

by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023

Fuck Fest Friday

The end of the week when you finally get to grab your sexual interest and do your thing together.

More bluntly put; go out with your interest, down some drinks, listen to some music and fuck each other's brains out all night.

Chick 1: "where were you last night?"
Chick 2: "you kidding, it was Fuck Fest Friday! We were in every room!"
Chick 1: "ooh nice!"

by Lady LvDead March 12, 2022

Maldo-Fest

A house party in Patchogue, NY with adults 25-45 all exclusively employed presently or in the past for commercial gyms. The party is very drug heavy. The host charges you 20 bucks to get in which includes viewing an MMA fight and eating Dominos.

Hey guys, stop looking at the gross sheets. Let’s go to Maldo-Fest!

by Egbert June 19, 2022

Austrian Oven-Fest

Derogatory term to describe Auschwitz and the Holocaust

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened

by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025

soup fest

A party, event or place where lots of sex or sexual actions happen. Anything from sloppy make outs infront of people to sex in a public washroom go.

Dude, let's go to that dance tonight, it's gonna be a total soup fest.

by Thick b July 8, 2017

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

Needle fest

A dry wedding hosted by addicts

Hey are you going to that needle fest tomorrow

by Cat cakes April 19, 2024