cake face

one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off

1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"

by KRiSTY August 28, 2004

five fingers to the face

Five fingers to the face or Triple F or FFF is another way of saying or describing that some one is in need of a tone check, a bitch slap or just a reality check.

Hey Scott I see that your friend is in need of a Tone Check, you better deliver five fingers to the face before I do it for you bitch.

by scottkaeding July 8, 2006

Face Muff

v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.

"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"

by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009

Facebalk

When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.

Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!

by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011

FACE CRACK

Popularised by the tv show Rupaul's Drag Race, face crack is a term used to refer a shocking event. When something you don't expect makes you react : you are face cracked

See also : being gagged

If a friend tells you something shocking via text and you are shocked you can reply with *face crack*

by Ellepellerin January 1, 2021

nas face

1)nasty face.
2)someone with a face so nasty you don't want to look at it anymore.

Ashlee: EWW, that guy is such a nas face!
Britknee: Tell me about it, he probably has b nips aha.

by Y0BR1TKNEE May 24, 2008

Taint Face

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009