fartsenudel

An imbecile, characterized by a wholly unappealing odor.

We could've been best of friends if she, sadly, wasn't such a fartsenudel.

by JediMindTruck November 24, 2013

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014

Fartstranglers

Extremely tight trousers.

"God, I've put on weight. I used to wear these jeans 10 years ago, now they're a right pair of fartstranglers

by gigliola May 2, 2014

Fartsy

Fartsy is when you almost shit yourselves of a fart but just wants to see if you sharted.

Why am i so fartsy all the time??

by PinkMelody November 2, 2016

Facts

To agree with someone.

Austin: That movie last night was so lit.
Eric: That's facts bro.

Austin: You can't lie, our school is pretty waste.
Eric: Straight facts man.

by Mathew Lda November 29, 2016

fartstrated

Frustrated with all the farts. Usually in reference to your dog.

Ugh I'm so fartstrated with Brutus. My eyes are burning.

by Whiskey kcco February 2, 2017

Faktsik

A fat dude whom also is sick as f..k

Person 1 "Oh that dude is sick man"
Person 2 "And fat!"
Person 1 "he's a faktsik!"

by Faktsik February 26, 2017