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farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
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Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.
Those meme channels are big point farmers!
by Based Cow December 4, 2021
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quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)
Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok
by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.
Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.
by ALDENISSASSY April 8, 2013
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Prune Farmer

A person who systematically befriends the elderly with the goal of gaining inheritances.
Sandra is a Prune Farmer, she’s only visiting my grandma to get in her will.
by SlanketWarrior November 11, 2025
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Content Farmer

A person (often a rich YouTuber or media influencer) who posts low-quality and "cringe" content at a fast pace to gain fame, recognition, or wealth. Their main audience are children of smaller ages or teens. These people often copy and re-distrubute works of other people and take credit for it.
I didn't know my favorite youtuber was a Content Farmer until he started copying another youtuber's thumbnails and used his content as him own.
by Microsoftupdate2636 January 18, 2024
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