fnap factor

Derived from fnappy. The level of euphoria you are experiencing, while on a feel-good substance. This incredible feeling is commonly brought on by a scheduled substance, more specifically a narcotic. Your level of 'feel good' is measured using the fnap factor, the 'fnappier' you are, the higher the 'fnap factor.'

The oxys are starting to where off. Let's smoke a bowl to raise the fnap factor a bit.

by taryndactyll May 7, 2009

Leeds factor

A tendency to bungle straightforward tasks when the odds are favourable , often resulting in frustrating outcomes.

Just as I was about to seal the deal with a witty pickup line, I accidentally sneezed and sprayed my date with pepper—Leeds Factor kicking in, turning flirtation into a spicy surprise.

by Alaw_mot April 27, 2024

Tractor Factor

Often seen as as a derivative of the Idaho Ratio, the Tractor Factor represents the correlation of one's "presence" to the size of their tractor. In common usage (see example #1), the Tractor Factor is used to judge the size of one's tractor by their "presence". Conversely, the Tractor Factor may be the judgement of one's presence by the size of their tractor (see example #2).

Example #1

Bro #1: Man, that guy has a HUGE Tractor Factor.
Bro #2: Yeah, bro. He must be packing one hell of a tractor.

Example #2:

Bro #1: Holy shit, that tractor is very small.
Bro #2: Damn, the owner's tractor factor must be tiny.
Bro #1: F.

by OneBrickyBoy March 31, 2019

frisk factor

Something grown women should have a good understanding of.

I saw Janice and Pam at Club Scandalous, those hoes did a bad read of the frisk factor to be in there

by mrsfrisky May 10, 2011

Chub Factor 7

When Andy achieves a full erection by observing punctuation formed in the shape of women’s breasts. For example: ( . Y .)

Andy is now at Chub Factor 7

by Drewnew October 29, 2019

Two Factor Authentication

Internet account suicide.

If you use Two Factor Authentication you have a death wish as you will never get back in if you don’t have your phone number.

by Trashmenger August 11, 2024

swing factor

An external force or forces (eg. person, event, place, thing, etc.) that contribute(s) to making a decision either one way or the other.

Tom: I'm not sure if I'm going to Derek's party tonight.

Dave: Tracey will be there. I heard through the grape vine that she gets down with one dude and another girl on the first Saturday of every month. Guess what tonight is!

Tom: Well there's my swing factor.

by SnooksOnFire February 12, 2010