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john funk

a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”

*farts*

*burns nose hairs off*

“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”

*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
by jim bithell March 10, 2025
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Funk

Yeah that girl from tinder is funk - what a great fuck I think we'll have to fuck again
by Amishgangbanger August 30, 2021
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Funking

Funking is when two or more people have sex while listening to funky music
My boyfriend and I funked last night we love funking
by Depressed tator tot February 7, 2019
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Christmas Afternoon Funk

The feeling one gets during the afternoon and evening hours of Christmas Day. The gifts have been unwrapped, the cousins, uncles and in-laws have all gone home, and leftovers fill the fridge. The holiday festivities, so heavily anticipated, are now over, leaving an empty feeling inside.
After the family had opened Christmas gifts, and all the relatives had gone home, the family felt the Christmas Afternoon Funk begin to creep in. Christmas Holidays
by d_leet December 25, 2016
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Funk

1.Money Maker Shaker styles of music.

2.Something created by someone getting loose.

3.Problems between warring parties
1.Headhunters brought that funk.

2.Kiroe brought that funk.

3.That foo had funk with me, but then i kicked his ass.
by FunkyMcfunkbuster October 11, 2008
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Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds
Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds
by Masonwinter July 26, 2021
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Smoke Funk

Smoking some smelly, sticky, buds
Dude pass me some funk so we can smoke funk.
by Chillinvibes February 11, 2010
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