Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.

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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

SHUT THE FUCK UP

be quiet

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Korpsy:shut the fuck up

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Korpsy: You see, shut the fuck up means to shut the fuck up and die and a little bit more of BE QUIET

by Korpsy_ July 21, 2021

Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up

In sports terms, the precise moment when you realize why that promising call-up from the minor leagues was in the minor leagues in the first place.

Inspired by Step Brothers (2008). Applicable to any team or a group dynamic.

Third-string goalie pitches a shutout in his first game, then gets lit up in his second game.

“Now the tuxedos seem kinda fucked up.”

by ApathyInaction May 10, 2025

Fuck shit up

Eat good food. Eat well.

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!

by Raheemworld December 9, 2021

shut the fuck up

it is a sentence that means Shut up but in a meaner tone for example like if someone wont stop asking you for something over and over and over again then you say that word.

could you please kindly shut the fuck up im talking right now.

by Please take a shower immediaty August 17, 2022

shut the fuck up

This phrase is used when your friend does not send you Among Us memes.

Friend: "Wanna go see a movie?"
Me: "Shut the fuck up."

by reilly’s March 13, 2021

normalize shutting the fuck up

Embrace this concept whenever you want to say something that will make things worse

Seth: "Hey! You know what? I think that your choice of food for this party. - interrupted by Blake"
Blake: "Normalize shutting the fuck up! I love free food and so should everyone."
Seth: "Why am I such a miserable twat?"
Blake: "Keep talking! That makes sense...ha!!!"

by von groovy August 3, 2024