friends with risks

1.The opposite of "friends with benefits". 2. When you need to visit the STD clinic shortly after hanging out with your friends. 3. Typically, what happens when the risks of your friendship outweigh the "benefits". 4. People that actually think the "benefit" in a friendship is your ability to have sex with them.

Kim:" What's up with Dave? He hasn't been around for a few days."
Carla: " I guess he took the hint. I turned him down the other night. He kept pulling at my clothes while we were watching a Twilight movie. That's ok, I'm tired of friends with risks anyway!"

by Dee Sember December 4, 2010

committed friendship

The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).

L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.

by Lazerxero October 14, 2014

Distant Friends

When a someone is too much of a puss to outright say they hate you and don't have any interest in continuing a friendship, or feel bad after the fact for ending the friendship, they offer to be "distant friends" to ease their guilt.

You're a terrible friend, this friendship is over....anyways, I just wanted to let you know how I feel, I'd still like to be distant friends

by the truth111 February 26, 2011

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

An amazing cartoon whose fan base consists of not only little girls, (and is not limited too...) teenage guys and older known as "bronies". It is well liked for the show's interesting plot lines, well developed characters, and nostalgic feel. Often times Bronies will be ridiculed by idiots who think guys are weird for watching a show with a target demographic of toddlers, but almost all of the time, the ridiculers have never seen one episode and jump to the conclusion that anyone over the age of 13 that watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a loser. This is not true, in fact, many Bronies are often smarter and much better people than losers who insult you for watching the show.

1) If everyone watched My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, then there would be world peace.

2) If only people would watch an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic before insulting others.

by laz3rb33m November 24, 2011

friends with penalties

A friendship, most often between a man and women, that you do everything that you would when dating, but without romantic or sexual behavior. Many people assume the two of you are dating when in public. Note: Neither party wants something more out of the relationship.

How long have those two been dating?

They aren't.
Is he at least getting some?
No, they are just friends with penalties.

by heylookatthat December 24, 2014

best friends for life

a best friend is some one hoo cares bout u hoo is always there for u and u wont let a guy get between u so if u have a best friend(s)hold on tight cause they can help u thru life:)

a guy can never come between u

by Rachel November 24, 2004

I don't want to ruin our friendship

What people say when they don't wanna date someone; essentially saying, "Ewww, I can't believe you just asked me out!!!!" But trying to let you down gently.

"You're a really nice guy, but I don't want to ruin our friendship." The head cheerleader said to the nerd who asked her to the prom.

by Nicole July 11, 2004