fire avanzada

When a man sets a woman's pubic hair on fire and proceeds to put it out with his own skeet.

"Dude, (insert name here) and I had a hot fire avanzada last night. He almost ran out of skeet.

by schloober September 24, 2010

Fire Pwned

When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.

1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.

2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.

3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.

by Doctor Banzai May 14, 2011

eating fire

When you accept getting roasted by a friend or enemy; getting dissed hard

Jeff was really eating fire when he listened to Jermey's diss track on him.

by Savageroastdiss February 26, 2017

grip-fire

1.To secure and maintain a tight hold on fire; seize firmly.

2.A ferm grasp on a heat source

3.A rear fire handeling technique

I can grip-fire!

Let me just reach over and just grip-fire real quick.

Did you know how rear grip-fire is?

by 4UK October 21, 2015

Fire wood

Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.

Male who is gifted in the underpants.

Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food

She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.

Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.

I’m a stud at cutting up firewood

by Pdiddypablo April 23, 2018

dennison fire

The biggest bunch of basement saving ketchup dicks you have ever seen. They stand around having a circle jerk after watching someone’s house burn down because they got there quick and did the best they could!

Dennison fire had to call help again because they had a trash can fire!

by Putitoutwhenitfallsdwn March 18, 2022

Fire in the Sky

A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.

Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.

by JizzleMcGrizzle March 22, 2021