Female out

When you read/watch a series/book/movie, and there is a male character that is obviously homosexual, or two male characters that are obviously homosexual together, a FEMALE OUT is that female character that is the weak but possible love interest for the homosexual characters that renders their homosexual status unstable.

"I don't think she's a legitimate love interest; she's just a female out."

"They're such a couple. They don't even have a female out."

by scoochascoot September 7, 2011

Female Emo Poser

Wishes they were emo, but they don't have the true personality of someone who wants to commit suicide or cause themselves pain, so instead they pretend to be emo. This is called posing.

Mild emo posers will wear black things, do things to their hair to make it either blindingly blonde (which is a pretty good sign of emo poser)and apply lots of dark makeup. Their display pictures tend to be either too colorful or black and white, with them with hair and makeup fixed, including hair, making a cute face. Lots of people who aren't emo posers do that too, so don't misread that sign. They occasionally have signs of moderate and heavy emos.

Moderate emo posers have the above symptoms, and will do one of the following:
-draw the fakest looking cuts on their arms
-tells people on the internet they want to commit suicide
-may carry a knife
-listens to screamo or emo music
-watches horror movies excessively

Heavy emo posers may actually cut themselves, but they do not to enjoy it. They most likely do all of the symptoms of the moderate and mild emo posers. They like to tell people they are emo, cut their clothes up, and maybe even give themselves a new nickname or reputation.

Heavy emo posers are easily defined by the girls you can find when you look up emo girl on Google Images. They wear thick eyeliner and sometimes dampen up their mascara to make it look like it ran a little. They really play the part, but they are definitely not an emo. In fact, many of them don't actually cause themselves pain at all, but instead will make it appear like they do.

Overall, an emo poser is a retard who wishes they could be suicidal. They may dress in bright, cheerful colors, which completely throws off the whole 'emo' thing. Don't be an emo poser- or an Emo.

See Male Emo Poser.

Mary: Hey, look at McKenzie. She is such an emo.
Jane: Are you kidding? She's such a female emo poser.
McKenzie: Hey guys.
Jane: What's up?
McKenzie: Nothing. Just cutting myself. Hating myself. Wearing black.
Mary: Oh.
Jane: Shut up, McKenzie. We all know you are faking. You are such an emo poser!
McKenzie: No, I really hate myself i cut myself and I wear black i'm emo!

by Emo Posers Suck August 11, 2009

female gay squirrel

saying created by mya dimock- “female gay squirrel” used in the sentence “ok female gay squirrel “ oey gets called that a lot

“Ok FEMALE GAY SQUIRREL OEY”

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 November 7, 2021

Grown Female Cow

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"Your only a baby bare take the L! I am a GROWN FEMALE COW!"

by grown female cow January 6, 2023

female premature ejaculation

A women who comes so hard with a man inside her that her vaginal contractions push the penis out before the man gets to come

Guy #1: So I get my cock hard enough to get inside her with the condom on and then after just a couple of minutes she starts coming so hard that it pushes me out and I get too soft to get it back in.
Guy #2: Damn, I hate being with women who suffer from female premature ejaculation.

by Mark2010 May 23, 2010

female chauvinist pig

A female person who thinks men are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour. It's common place to see these in the form of teenage girls bullying young boys; in fact, most bullies seen in recent years are female.

Example 1:
(Female Chauvinist Pig): Go fight some wars and do things that benefit my life.

(Male): Why don't you do that for me, honey?

(Female Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking man, am I?

Example 2:
(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out of my seat right now, you fucking ugly shit!

(Harmless young boy): But... t-this isn't your seat, Sophia...

(14-year-old Female Chauvinist Pig): Get out NOW or I'll punch you in the face, you little shit!

by kronnoc July 13, 2015

Overweight Female Attention

aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.

Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.

All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.

by Jester October 30, 2004