February 28 

they day that kings or queens are born on

Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born

February 28 by rintaculus October 7, 2021

February 28 

It is national buy someone a fish day

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28

February 28 by anonymous November 5, 2021

February 25 2020 

I loved you before this but was to shy. I thought it was just another crush of mine but once I was pushed to the edge I went for it. Then we went down in history, when you said yes.

February 25 2020 <3
That weird girl: Will you date me?
Handsome man: Yes.

February 25 2020 by Creampuff ^..^ November 14, 2021

February 2nd

birthday of a legend, he deserves everything he wants, no limit on the amounts of money he gets to spend that day

February 2nd is da best!

February 2nd by KingKrab_ November 18, 2021

February 9 

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

February 9 by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

February 7

Most people born on February 7 are very easy to talk to but can also be introverts, and shy people. If you were born on February 7th most of you come across as sad people but can lighten anyone's day

When's your birthday?
February 7
Omg your so easy to talk to!

February 7 by I like ur tits November 23, 2021

February 8th

The day when the worlds most beautiful human is born, funny too

1)You were born on February 8th?

2)Yes
1) Will you marry me?

February 8th by S0me_random_guy November 24, 2021