Family Lumber

N. Slang for the shaft of a man's penis.

"Yo she hit me so it's like she cut down my family lumber!"

by MrDrapeular September 27, 2013

family disruption

Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up

My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.

by LordVader73 June 7, 2023

family link

a stupid app that makes kids kill themselves

son; I can't play with my phone!
dad: well to bad you stubborn lil brat I can all I want and you can't! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
son: well then flip you dad I'm Asian so now i have saved up $2,000,000 (a lot more than you're worth btw) so I can bye my own dorm and I won't have rules by YOU! So now I'm leaving and going to learn how to hack Google accounts so I can UNLOCK my phone who's laughing now hauteur which we.
dad: He.. he... he.. BOY YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN JUST SAVE UP TWO MILLION DOLLAS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!? YOU CANT YOU STUPID GUY THAT PUT A SUNFLOWER SEED UP YOUR BUT AND THOUGHT YOU COULD GROW A POOP GRASS FOREST!!!!! CUZ IF SO YOU IS SCREWD SO NOW IM JUST GONNA TAKE YOUR PHONE AND PUT IT UP YOUR 69YR GRANDPAS LAWN MOWER AND THEN ILL SUE YOU AND YOULL BE IN JAIL FOR MORE THAN 200YR AND NOW I WILL GIVE YOU FAMILY PP LINK FOR EVER HUHUHUUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUUUHUHUHUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
son: thee f**k??????

hey I am currently using family link for my child right now

by Lablesss March 7, 2023

familial vibe

The wholesome feeling when you’re aboard a delta flight along with many nice families after just spent a week with teenagers who revolve their lives around drinking and having sex.

Very familial vibes aboard the delta flight today!

by Urmamamamama2000 February 16, 2023

Nalli family

A family where most or all members prey on children sexually

If I were you I wouldn't bring my children to stores operated by the Nalli family

by CPS Global October 9, 2023

The Bum Family

A Royal Family

show respect to The Bum Family

by BumStatusYo November 13, 2018

family meeting

When fellow family members are into it involving other family memebers An everyone is just tired of the bullshit so they call a family meeting for the memebers that are into it to scrap it out

Girl you going to the family meeting , yeah girls tay tay & nay nay gone fight .

by Nunu Love August 2, 2017