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Ethan

A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.
That guy just bleached his hair
Must be a Ethan
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Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)
Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: where is my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: coming tyrone
by 726386272 January 18, 2021
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Ethan

a tall kid. ¯\_ツ_/¯
man that Ethan tall.
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Ethan

That one annoying guy that everyone hates
That guy is such an ethan
by MinecraftGoat December 18, 2018
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Ethan

What an ethan... stupid bitch.
by ThiccyNiccy October 24, 2018
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Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .
Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”
by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019
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Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.
Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
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