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England

Clearly the majority of these people haven't been to England! For a start it's a country where the major majority of the population don't have bad teeth...you're talking about a country where most of the dentistry is FREE! Idiots. English people don't sit around drinking tea or talking like an imbecile "Golly gosh that was truly spiffing!" I think not. There isn't loads of chavs that spit and swear in fact there's more emo's and scene kids. We don't fuck sheep...much ;P and unlike america we're not a counrty full of pussies! American football is like rugby with padding. Grow some balls! We also have better fashion sense than americans and don't act like five year olds on crack. I don't know how any person who is american can call our accents at least we don't act like we're buzzing off life all the damn time! And we don't have a president called Bush...eyes out for you! I don't actually have anything against americans but this pissed me off!
Random american: Dude, like oh my God that was like totally awesome!!!!!
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
by Borris the buttfucking britain September 8, 2008
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english teacher

worst fucking teacher ever. gives you F's for no reason
Cameron : the english teacher just gave me extra homework for breathing
Rick : same
by sagiri izumi May 20, 2020
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red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.
Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.
by Mike March 12, 2005
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Englishly

The word to describe something related to English, or the English language.
"I am englishly challenged"
by Pmink711 December 1, 2011
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English Breakfast

When a British girl gives you a blowjob --- she sucks your sausage and beans (cock and balls).
"That burd Moira gave me an English breakfast"
"She made you breakfast in bed?"
"No, ya wanker! She sucked my willy!"
by LVW October 6, 2019
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carl english

a person who is a quite dosy and tends to be quite funny and who is also a sheffield wednesday supporter.
e.g. 'how can you be such a carl english and support that team!'.
by alan d. July 26, 2006
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New England Patriots

1. NFL Sports Franchise in existance since 1960. Plays their home games at Gillete Stadium in Foxboro Stadium. Owened by Robert Kraft and his family.
2. The First Dynasty of the 21st Century in any sport because of there 3 Superbowl Victories in 4 years.
Goddamn! The New England Patriots have won another Superbowl, they are the dynasty bitches! Suck on it McNabb you piece of shit! Blow it out your ass Roethlisburger! Burn in Hell Gayton Manning! You Blow, Patriots Rule! Suck it!
by Slicky Tricky Damon February 25, 2005
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