Emotionally Materialistic

To Gloat; or other form of immoral emotion.

When he won the lottery, some called him emotionally materialistic, but it was just good ol' intended gloat.

by Angela Reid April 1, 2008

emotionally cut

looking at pictures, websites or shows that purposively make you miss a person and/or thing, often making you feel forever alone.

Friend: Want to go out tonight and meet guys?
You: I'd rather stay home, emotionally cut and watch Say Yes to the Dress while look at puppies online.

by ffforeveralonee March 25, 2011

Emotionality

A term used by development executives in Hollywood as a way to avoid actually figuring out a problem with a character and/or story.

Listen Bill, your script is lacking emotionality. We want you to take some time, work on that, and come back to us when you think you've hit your mark. Because, at the end of the day, we're just going to need more emotionality in order to win over an audience.

THX.

Exec

by Ronald Mexico XIV October 10, 2011

Emotional beer goggles

The tendency for a person to become more or less attractive depending on their personality. It's more common for women to experience this.

M: Why'd you hook up with Craig, I thought you said he looked like a baboon's arse?
L: Well he's really funny and cool, and he's not actually that bad looking after all.
M: Sounds to me like you've got your emotional beer goggles on.

S: Don't hook up with that guy! He's disgusting!
E: Why not? He's not bad looking?
S: Yes, he's totally gross! Once you get to know him you'll know what I mean.
E: I don't have time for your emotional beer goggles, he's hot and I'm going in.

by SparklyCupcake June 22, 2012

emotional suplex

The act of burning someone in a severely harsh way effectively body slamming their psyche.

Guy 1: "Your mom."

Guy 2: "No, sir your mom and your dead grandfather too."

Guy 2 runs off crying

Guy 3: "Total emotional suplex, dude."

by sodomite24_7 September 8, 2013

emotional sperm

Emotional Support turns into Sex!

We were hugging then nek minnut I was giving her emotional sperm!

by Icanbeyouremotionalsperm October 14, 2013

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014