Erection Misdirection

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

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erectile dyslexia

Impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships between the anus and the vagina. Often a fall back excuse men use when trying to put the peen in the other hole during intercourse. Erectile dyslexia can be also referred to as "Special E.D."

"babe you're going in the wrong--"
"oh sorry, it's my erectile dyslexia..."
"Oh that's okay, Special E.D. is a real issue these days"

by BowserBallz December 3, 2018

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Eremo

Eremo's are an exceptional type of human beings, if you're an Eremo you're very lucky, you're personality is very great, and also are their skills in bed.

Eremo is a womenizer, mostly they fuck 6 times a month, and mostly with different women.

Everyone likes an Eremo, because they have such a special name, they're very sweet and they're good in bed.

But when an Eremo has a girlfriend he is very loyal and treats her very well, and gives her all the love she deserves.

Girl; Hey how is your relationship with Eremo?
Eremo's Girlfriend; It's amazing, he treats me so well, and he keeps suprising me in bed!
Girl; Ahh, I wish he was my boyfriend..
Eremo's Girlfriend; Wait, what?
Girl; Huh, did I say something?

by appleflapgod April 1, 2019

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