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Eremo

Eremo's are an exceptional type of human beings, if you're an Eremo you're very lucky, you're personality is very great, and also are their skills in bed.

Eremo is a womenizer, mostly they fuck 6 times a month, and mostly with different women.

Everyone likes an Eremo, because they have such a special name, they're very sweet and they're good in bed.

But when an Eremo has a girlfriend he is very loyal and treats her very well, and gives her all the love she deserves.

Girl; Hey how is your relationship with Eremo?
Eremo's Girlfriend; It's amazing, he treats me so well, and he keeps suprising me in bed!
Girl; Ahh, I wish he was my boyfriend..
Eremo's Girlfriend; Wait, what?
Girl; Huh, did I say something?

by appleflapgod April 1, 2019