Dutch Drive Inn

When you attach the Dilldo to your chin so you can eat her out and slam the her ass at the same time.

She wanted more aggressive foreplay but was surprised with the Dutch Drive Inn. FILLING the dong whole and the wrong whole at once.

Put an expression of shock and delight on her face.

by Kurt guy from Oregon May 27, 2022

Dutch Landing

When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.

Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.

by G. Godsey February 24, 2023

Dutch Rattlesnake

The sexual act of farting while your penis is inside of your partner so that when flatulence occurs it vibrates simulating a rattlesnake tail warning of potential strike causing instant orgasm 92.69% of the time in the recipient of the Dutch Rattlesnake or Dutch Rattler

Ken gave me the meanest Dutch rattlesnake the other night, I nearly cream pied myself from those vibes.

by Rawnie Throbbins June 23, 2023

Dutch Gold

Cheap Nacker Piss

Sorry bud, you wouldnt go in to the offi and get us 6 dutch

by 0z3 January 11, 2004

dutch fuck

Intercourse between the breasts, often to climax aka French Fuck, Tit Job, Titty Fuck

She was having her period so I got a dutch fuck off her instead

by Spinxmeister April 19, 2006

Dutch oven

When a guy farts in bed with his girlfriend then pulls then sheets over their heads.

My girlfriend wouldn't do it with me last night so I gave her a dutch oven.

by big zig February 23, 2011

Dutch Waft

When you are getting a bj while taking a shit, the waft of air, smelling of shit, that cames out between your legs as you are sitting on the toilet and goes right into your partners face. Thus, they have experienced the Dutch/Duetch Waft

My girlfriend was giving me a bj and i had to poo, but i didn't want to leave her so she came with me and got angry when she got a nice hot Dutch Waft in her face.

by Kingmo590 April 27, 2008