drunk pete

A euphemism for anal sex.

Dude, you need to drunk pete that hoe.

by Drunk Pete January 14, 2008

sleep drunk

This is the point where you are so tired you talk out of your head and every thing is funny. Just like being drunk except for underage kids

OMG! you were so sleep drunk last night, i swear you told me you kicked you cat and you laughed

by Matthew Doritty June 29, 2006

gay drunk

someone who kisses(makes out with etc) members of the same sex when drunk. usually occurs between college-aged females.

Edward Cullen: sorry for always trying to hook up with you at parties. I'm not gay, I swear. you're just really hot when I'm drunk

Jacob Black: it's okay. you're just a gay drunk

by rjennings February 20, 2010

Types of Drunk

The stereotypical traits of certain people when they're drunk.

Exhibit A: Weepy, Hysterical Drunk.

Exhibit B: The Angry, Pissed Off Drunk.

Exhibit C: Girl Who Turns Into A Stripper Drunk

Exhibit D: Happy, Giggly Drunk

Exhibit E: Needy, Clingy Drunk

Ryan: Michelle, considering this is your first time being drunk, I'll walk you through the types of drunk.

Michelle: Ok.

Ryan: First example-the weepy/hysterical drunk. A fine example would be ellie crying to ted over there.

Michelle: Oh.

Ryan: Second example- the angry/pissed off drunk. Another example would be sarah screaming at ben by the front door.

Michelle: Woah.

Ryan: Third example- the girl who becomes a stripper drunk. Here's an example of Miranda taking off her clothes in front of Jake.

Michelle: Wow.

Ryan: Fourth example- the happy/giggly drunk. A fine example is Morgan and Madalyn laughing as if there's no tomorrow.

Michelle: Incredible.

Ryan: Fifth example- the needy/clingy drunk. a great example would be you clinging to my shoulder tonight.

by the_man_of_the_hour33 March 16, 2011

craigslist drunk

Intoxication at the level that involves utlizing high speed internet to cruise Craigslist for whores.

Tommy snuck out the backdoor of the bar because he was craigslist drunk.

by jb- November 2, 2010

drunk skype

Soon to replace drunk dialing. When you get back to your place after the bars have closed, why waste cell phone minutes to drunk dial people, when you can drunk Skype them?

Yo man let's drunk skype Greg and mess with his head.

by Colin_Seattle November 16, 2007

drunk bastard

An incredibly annoying person who keeps talking and won't shut up.

Dave was being a drunk bastard today.

by Welderman46 May 31, 2016