Drake

A man that has a kink for hammers in his bottom hole, rides bikes, and benches 2 oz.

Drake why did you tell me about you're mom fucking you with a strap on last night.

by joe-bob692142 September 30, 2019

Drake

Drake is a lot of things. Funny, fiercely loyal, kind, athletic, and a little gay at times, Drake is everything you need in a guy. He probably has a lot of issues, but his friends help him through them and for that he's very grateful. It's easy to frustrate him, so try to be gentle, but other than that he's a lot of fun. Drake is probably tall and muscular, with blonde hair and light eyes. He can take a joke many times over--laugh with him as much as you can while you have the chance! Spending time with Drake is the best thing ever. He will treat you right and do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you know a Drake, hang onto him. He's the most worthwhile thing you'll ever have. He's quirky and eccentric, and he knows how to modulate his behavior for whoever he's with. Some people don't like Drake because he's too energetic for them, but that's ok. If you got to know him, you'd grow to love him! Drake probably has a hard time holding grudges, so it's never too late to become his friend.
Lastly, if you're loyal to Drake, he'll be loyal right back! He won't hesitate to fight for you if you've been good to him, and Drake is like a one-man army. He would walk to the ends of the earth if it made you smile, and he'd fly to the moon and back to make you laugh. Hang onto Drake, you won't regret it.

person 1: drake is so cool, i wish i could be his friend.
person 2: you can, drake loves everybody!
person 1: wow! i'm going to go talk to drake right now!

by Heathvixen April 11, 2023

Drake

Pedophile 100%

"Say Drake, I hear you like 'em young" - Kendrick Lamar

by Pigeon6921 July 22, 2024

Dirty drake

You take a long metal pipe heat it up until it is red, Then you insert it into your anus. After it cools take it out and fuck it.

He took out that pipe and dirty draked me! One hell of a night!

by The1andonlydrake April 2, 2024

Drake

Some guy who carries in AP English who gives professional explanations for all his answers on progress checks

Yo dude I got a 100
Thank drake, he carried

by Carrier January 26, 2024

Pulling a Drake

When a guy does a helicopter with his snake

A: What are you up to this weekend?
B: Not much, just going to be pulling a Drake.

by ub3rst4r February 17, 2024

Drake Snake

The Canadian Rapper Drake got his dick leaked bro had that 50 meter defeater that shit is longer than the Eiffel Tower don't let yo girl see it or might as well call yo ass single bruh your fun size snicker aint gonna compete with that.

Bro i saw the drake leak he has a Drake Snake now my girl saw it and she said i have a fun size snicker compared to drake.

by Numba 12 cock March 13, 2024