ding dong

A word used to exlaim various forms of exasperation or frustration. It is a very versatile word.

1.What the ding dong?!
2. Flippin, ding dong...(insert noun)

by Mike023485029485 September 17, 2006

dong jockey

The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong

Get On Your Dong Mr. Jockey

All Dong Jockeys To The Start Line.

by Devon+Katy November 21, 2003

Magnum dong

When you slap two or three xl magnum condoms on your penis then proceed to have rough sex with another man

My boyfriend magnum donged me last night.

by Plump wang69 January 4, 2020

Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.

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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

cheese dong

a long cylinrical piece of cheese representing a penis. May be any variety including cheddar, jack, pepperjack, etc.

How about you go buy a cheese dong and eat that shit whole.

by maxfalco August 28, 2006

Jason Dong

Jason dong, is not a boyscout.. He likes sweet bodies, a blow job, wants a blow job, and eats peanut butter and jelly. He enjoys being drunk and proceedes to attend any college that is chip. Other names are Daryl, Chris, Jared, Travis, Robert, Steve, Elmo, Dr. Lovepie, Babycakes, Andrew, Corey, Phil.

Jason Dong just molested my phone bill with his drunk utters in his call again, when does he wake up.

The nurse at school made a Jason Dong out of the kid when he had a physical, that calls for beer.

by footsteps August 7, 2009

ding dong

another name for a rubber raft, also known as a dingy. it may be used on any kind of waters such as oceans, rivers, or lakes.

im gonna take my ding dong on a treck down the river

by claff mega December 2, 2004