Cum Dumpster Diving

When you creampie a girl who is wearing a female condom, then take out the condom and suck out the cum.

Yeah man, me and Karen finally bit the bullet and went Cum Dumpster Diving last night.

by Phallic Acquaintance May 31, 2019

wining n dining

When the stepparent doesn’t approve of the biological parent taking the kids out for dinner

Angie does not approve of wining n dining

by Late for work December 6, 2019

Lottie Nelson Dining Hall

1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.

2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.

3. The Community Cafeteria.

Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?

Student2: No, why?

Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.

Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.

by LocoJaime February 21, 2020

Cow's dining table

When a bunch of people eat shit. (This definition came to me in a dream)

''Bro the guys from that scary movie were doing a cow's dining table bro''

by annoying orange fanboy August 16, 2022

fear of diving boards

filip he fears diving boards

he has a fear of diving boards

by Anonymous 273 July 8, 2023

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft

rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small

by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025