proud owner of the anitwitter discord

When you have sunk to the lowest point of existence

Mamidre: I am a proud owner of the anitwitter discord

by FormerOwnerOfautism October 30, 2017

principia discordia

the sound of one hand clapping. All hail Discordia! All hail the goddess

I am the eggman. I am the eggman. I am the Walrus! coo coo ga joob.

by mephisto June 2, 2003

discordia

Fnord fnord fnord fnord

If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.

by Colby November 7, 2004

Korean Tourist Disorder

Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.

Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.

by calvert February 11, 2008

discord

a chat thing that people can talk on cuz they can, but parents think it means that it is a arguing thing

Child: HEY MUM! CAN I USE DISCORD!!???
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*

by KyxonZ July 14, 2020

Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

by me2248 August 15, 2010

Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

Online disorder in which a person posting comments, blogging, chatting, or otherwise electronically communicating, especially while under anonymous screen names, uses multiple screen names to enhance different parts of their offline multiple personalities, and becomes someone and/or something they are not under each name.
(Not to be confused with Online Personality Disorder (OMPD)

"Gladys has 7 AOL Accounts and 49 different screen names she types under- A different one per week. That one is a doctor, that one is a lawyer, that one is a housewife...she uses that one to talk to these people...that one to talk to those people..."
She has Online Multiple Personality Disorder (OMPD)

by JayyTheOrc January 4, 2009