Definitions by KyxonZ

urban dictionary 

this website that your literally using right just in case you haven't realised.

imagine actually searching up a website on the website that your searching for.
that would make u sad
and imagine actually putting gifs on meanings

and apparently i have to include the word that im defining, so uh, uRbAn dIcTiOnArY
there

urban dictionary by KyxonZ August 2, 2020

school

something that not many people like these days cuz teachers are kinda boring not gonna lie
(some, not all)

for the serious people that actually use this website for serious reasons:

NOUNS
1. an institution for educating children.
2. any institution at which instruction is given in a particular discipline.

VERBS
1. send to school; educate.
2. train (a horse) on the flat or over fences.

ADJECTIVE
1. (of a Xhosa) educated and westernized.

MONDAY MORNING
*boy thinks its sunday
BOY: LETS GO, SUNDAY
MUM: um, its monday
BOY: UUURRRGGHHHHH
MUM: *evil laugh
BOY: *cries his way to school
MUM: *evilly laughs the rest of the day

school by KyxonZ August 2, 2020

discord 

a chat thing that people can talk on cuz they can, but parents think it means that it is a arguing thing

Child: HEY MUM! CAN I USE DISCORD!!???
No answer
Child: MOM, FUCKING ANSWER!!!!!
Mom: WHAT!!!????
Child: CAN I USE FUCKING DISCORD!!!!???
Mom: NO, BECAUSE IT IS USED FOR ARGUING. CONSTANT CONFRONTATION WITH YOUR PARTNER ISN'T JUST BAD FOR YOUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH. IN FACT, DISAGREEING IS HEALTHY TO SOME EXTENT!!!!
*GAAAAASSSPPP*
Child: THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!!!!
Mom: NO, YOU CAN NOT USE DISCORD!!!
*Child fucking dies*

discord by KyxonZ July 14, 2020