Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.

The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass

by The aubergine man September 15, 2020

Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018

dildoe man

A guy who's head looks like a dildoe; a guy who obssesively talks about dildoes.

Every single sentence he says includes the word dildoe!Thats an O.G. Dildoe Man!

-Damn, thats a big dildoe!
- No, thats john the dildoe man

by Kevin AKA Moby August 12, 2006

dildo faggins

the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell

"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "

by amelara69 January 23, 2017

ear dildo

A bluetooth headset, usually worn by the person least likely to ever receive a call.

Look at Sammy! He's pleasuring himself with that ear dildo again! Think he'll ever get a call on it?

by McShawty October 16, 2008

dildonically challenged

Someone who has no clue what is going on around them and acts like a complete retard 100% of the time.

Dude, will you pay attention and stop acting dildonically challenged.

by Jacob Jamaal September 16, 2007

dildo pouch

N. Derogative, Slang

A pouch for a dildo. A douchebag.
A cock pocket for dildos.
If you are a dildo pouch, you or others store dildos inside of you.

Can include stuck up teachers that act like they have a stick up their ass all the time.

Kevin: Hey Taylor!
Taylor: What?
Kevin: You're just one big dildo pouch!

by logophilito May 20, 2008