purple vein diamond cutter

The description of the hardest erection one has ever had.

She is so good looking she gave me a purple vein diamond cutter.

purple vein diamond cutter by cravinbob December 14, 2010

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Juicy wet diamond

Vagina

Tim: Man.. i really need some I'm so horny that I'm having dreams about it now like last nigh---

Jim: Eww man.. i don't wanna know about your wet dream.. just go get you some girl's precious.. juicy wet diamond and get it over with!

Juicy wet diamond by instan00dles July 20, 2010

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blud diamond

Slang for a diamond that is proper shit and not real in any way. Fake bling. More cubic zirconia than H Samuel's. Be a bonafide iced-out playa for only £9.99! Keeping it real. Cheap.

Look at David Peckham over there. It's the end of the month. Tesco's has just paid him. So he's flashing his fivers. Buying bottles fizzy wine. And he's covered head to toe in blud diamonds.

blud diamond by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 5, 2007

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Blood Diamond

A blood diamond is a Gruffnugget pulled from the ass of a black man. However this gruffnugget will also usually include a small portion of blood to it, thus dubbed a 'Blood Diamond'.

Guy A: Hey bro, i accidentally mined a Blood Diamond from your black ass.
Guy B: Yeah, shit bro, I felt that.

Blood Diamond by Dincepulitismo May 13, 2018