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A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.
Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
by nviebs15 November 22, 2016
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defetext

To text while pooping.
My roommate defetexted me that we were out of toilet paper.
by AwesometheCat April 11, 2010
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Defonce

This term is also used in French to tell someone is completly drunk and / or under drugs.

Note that in French, you write it : 'Défoncé' if he's a guy or 'Défoncée' if she's a girl.
Il/elle est complètement Defonce
by CharlesDCR September 3, 2015
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The Shaggy Defence

The defence favored by the protagonist in Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me". Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, he maintains his innoncence by simply saying it was somebody else. Also liked by R. Kelly, O.J. Simpson, and Phil Specter
Person A: Oh, man, I just killed 2 dozen people. There were over 50 witnesses. My shirt was off and everyone saw my tattoo that says "My name is Jeffrey Dahmer". What should I do?
Person B: Say it wasn't you.
Person A: Oh, the Shaggy Defence...hadn't thought of that.
by ExperimentalFilm November 12, 2009
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Defunct

Gone or simply of no good use anymore.
Example 1: Nirvana became defunct after Kurt Cobain's death.

Example 2: I dropped my phone in the pool. Looks like it's pretty much defunct.
by Cookies need love too December 20, 2012
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Masturbatory definition

A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
by Psycho Robot April 25, 2010
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Knee Defender

A two-piece device used to prevent the airline passenger in front of you from pushing their seat back, thus giving you more leg room.
"I'm glad I brought along my Knee Defender on this flight. Much more room for me in front."
by yes juanito yes August 26, 2014
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