Deppgasm

This commonly used phrase, was first dated back to the turn of the 17th century meaning what happened to 2 lovers when they were hit by cupids arrow, increasing their love and with that, their tremendous lust. Now of course, its meaning has changed slightly. It now refers to a man known as Boppington. It is urban legend that this man had the power to make lesbian women and straight men fall desperatly in lust with him. As for gay men and straight women however, they would stalk him for lifetimes and at every opportunity, would make love with him any place. anytime. It also refers to a feeling that one can only get when seeing this man. The feeling is not spiritual and sexual. It is a feeling that cannot be described unless one has felt it. When one reaches this state, they are enlightened. Buddha experienced this and discovered the meaning of light when having his deppgasm. (See "Boppington" and "Johnny Depp" for more on this perfect man.)

While a school was watching movie POTC, they all experienced a deppgasm simultaneosly.

by Rena S February 3, 2005

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

Post Warped Tour Depression.

that day, week, or month after Vans Warped Tour when you realize the best day of your summer is gone and you have to wait another year to have it again, and you feel sad because you want everyday to be Vans Warped Tour.

"Why is she crying?"
"She has Post Warped Tour Depression. "
"LOL, what's dat?"
"She realized warped is over and it won't come back till next year!"

by -l1ttl3m3rm41d July 24, 2011

Justice For Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp getting justice for himself after being accused of something he didn’t do.

“trust and believe... that bitch shit turd amber will be dealt with... Justice For Johnny Depp”

by perioddotpooh November 2, 2020

self-deprecation

belittling one's self: the act of belittling yourself or your achievements

She has low self-esteem and is prone to self-deprecation.

by BobTheMan October 20, 2005

post-party depression

the low you hit after a great party

dan: dude, why you so bummed? that party was great!
john: just post-party depression

by kitty!! December 27, 2009

depends

A substitute for underwear that people can pee or poop in without using the bathroom

Kiersten : I don't know why Chad is making us wear Depends at work why can't we just use the bathroom?
Kaylee : Well it's probally because some people around here are misusing there bathroom time!
Kiersten : Are you accusing me of having sex in the bathroom!
Kaylee : I didn't want to mention any names but yes it's your fault!
Kiersten : Fuck You! Your just mad cause you don't ever get no dick in your pussy!
Kaylee : I get plenty of dick but thanks to this damn Depends ive got a horrible rash in my pussy!
Steve : Hey guys check it out Ive got on A double Depends I'm good to go all weekend! Ahhhhhh! Oh Yeah!
Kiersten : Oh God! Did you just shit your pants?
Steve : Yeah I just love the feel of fresh warm poop on my ass! Ahhhhh!
Kaylee : Gross he did it again!
Kiersten : I think I'm gonna puke!
Steve : Here have one of my Depends then I can eat it for lunch!
Kaylee : Oh God I think I just shit myself!
Steve : Well it's a good thing you got your Depends on!
Chad : Hey guy's look's like we got some production today glad to see the Depends program is working out! Pew what's that horrible smell?
Kiersten : Oh Kaylee and Steve shit themselves! Ahhhh! and me!
Chad : O God Damn! I think i'll be in my office the rest of the day!

by SlopNChop October 29, 2017