The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.
Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.
by stiffanybutttoucher November 18, 2015
by Sparky7714 November 28, 2019
Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
by The Tiger Legit King February 13, 2008
whatta crusty dusty dinosaur
by Murphy1144 May 15, 2019
Girl 1 - I hate that shirt you are wearing!
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
by Jefferyina January 08, 2007
A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
by jawonmain January 06, 2008
When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!
by B.J. Hurtz April 13, 2008