Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.
by ExtendedMags February 17, 2012
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Crusty Iced Bun

Where a male leaves his post-coitus ejaculate upon a woman's posterior, whereupon it is left a number of hours until a crunchy texture is achieved.
After the third date we spiced things up a bit - crusty iced bun dawg!
by John Cash 808 September 02, 2016
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Crusty Breakfast Burrito

Have the girl take a huge wet shit, then start fucking her a few minutes in pull a switcharoony and stealty ram it into her butthole. Quiclky pull your dick out so that there shit all over your hog. Then give her the business claiming that she took a shit on your dink. As she says claims it was not her fault, and that she will doing anything for your forgiveness. Don't was your hog so that the shit on your dick has dried and become crusty. wait till the next morning and while she is asleep stealthly insert your dick into her oral cavity.
"That bitch shat on my dick so i gave her a crusty breakfast burrito"
by The Tiger Legit King February 13, 2008
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crusty dusty dinosaur

A real old fella or young fella named gabbo
whatta crusty dusty dinosaur
by Murphy1144 May 15, 2019
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crusty knee brace

1.A name to call your frined when you are annoyed with them.

2.Another way to say you suck!
Girl 1 - I hate that shirt you are wearing!
Girl 2- Your such a crusty knee brace
Girl 1- What does that mean
Girl 2- um... thanks
by Jefferyina January 08, 2007
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Crusty Trump Bone

A man is having sexual intercourse with a woman from behind. He pulls out before he ejaculates, cums in her hair, and gives her a combover. When she turns around to scold him, he points at her and says, "You're fired!"
That girl from Jersey last night? I gave her the Crusty Trump Bone.
by jawonmain January 06, 2008
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crusty vagina flap

When a woman goes without showering for a long period of time her vagine flaps develope a sort of crust that oderous. If this happens ladies, SHOWER IMMEDIETLY!
"Daayymm that chick i banged last night had a nasty case of crusty vagina flap!"
by B.J. Hurtz April 13, 2008
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