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combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.
Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.
by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019
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Clomblemonger

One who is often engaged in and in support of kicking people named Steve in the shins.
Wow, Ronald, you're such a clomblemonger
by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019
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Combeboys

Boys who grew up in a specific boarding house somewhere on earth, very protective and loyal to their boarding house, lives upon the combeboy-spirit, notorious for committing in stupid things and having a twisted sense of humor. Usually petrol heads and takes D.T. Pretty much like the KKK but racist to everyone, literally everyone.

Never liked their neighbors and would get into an argument at least once a term.
Oh FatMatt decided to shut down Combe, the Combeboys might hate him even more.

The horrible bitch next door: I will complain about the noise you boys make.
House Master (legend): they're allowed to play football in their own garden on a Sunday afternoon.
Combeboys: puts out the reverse V sign towards the horrible bitch
by Combe boy December 29, 2019
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combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex
Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you
by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020
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combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.
The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.
by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020
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Combah

I love Combah
by Gangshitbsh April 30, 2020
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combine harvester

a man who shags everything he sees
Dave: is Steve coming?
Baz: No he’s too much of a combine harvester
by grannyhandler88 November 2, 2020
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