Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.

Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.

by EliteSniper4000 October 3, 2016

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.

My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.

by Cbd23 October 16, 2016

Crocit

A Male or Female who is sexually attracted to a much older women and has sexual fantasies about them.

You see jack over there i heard he was going out with that 60 year old he’s only 20 he must be a crocit.

by CreamyMonk June 22, 2016

Croca

Croca (crocus larocus) is a species of introverted retards, that live in the city of Lisbon. They might also be referred to as Favas, but only a certain type of them.

- Croca is laroca!
- Yeah, but he's still a croca...

by theslothud March 18, 2017

CROCCYSTYLE

Lying in a bath tub with your female companion with the faucet running screaming the tide is coming in as you enter her vaginas

Baby I wanna do it CROCCYSTYLE tonight

by CROCCYSTYLE May 27, 2017

crock monster

A male or female doing sexual favors for one another for drugs.

#mostliklymeth #methmonester #marshalltownIA #whore

I have created a crock monster

by Lil red ridding hood June 7, 2017

Crock-Block

The "crock-block" or "Crocket Curse" is a term used to describe horrific travel issues that fencing referees endure such as hours-long flight delays, flight cancellations, missed connections, or lost luggage.

It was lovingly named after referee Daniel Crocket who experiences more horrific travel issues than any other referee. Referees sharing flights with Crockett are often terrified that they will not make it to the tournament.

I was on my way to Summer Nationals and every flight I could take was canceled. I've been crock-blocked.

by Philosoraptor11 July 10, 2017