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Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy

A blonde haired doucher who takes delight in cramming dumplings down his throat and making others smell his chad. Strengths are his ability to court females and completely ruin them in the eyes of his friends by using their mouths as contraception. Weaknesses are skin pigments, died hair, sexual ambiguity and of course the dreaded kryptonite. The Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy (or SICB for short) is also a chameleon at heart. The SICB is equally at home in the country, working on the farmstead and talking Aussie slang to Bogans as he is when taking googs with a big bunch of boost’s in a pink singlets at summerdayze. Truly a rare species, the SICB polarises people and sickens even the most fucked individuals.
Swiss-Italian-Country-Boy or Rigga or SICB
by The Jackal 888 January 12, 2010
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country music

Whether the majority of the mentally incapacitated people who have already posted a definition want to accept it or not, country is the foundation of basically every single other form of music. If somebody tells you to stop listening to country and start listening to rock instead, just remember it was country musicians who invented rock.

Not all country songs feature annoying twangy vocals, fiddles, steel guitars, redneck-y themes, or any other retarded stereotype of the genre. Not all of it's fans are white trash, conservative, over-patriotic, mid western, Bush supporters.

Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, and Clint Black, believe or not, are NOT the only acts in country and it is extremely ignorant to base your opinion of an entire music style on just four people (well, them and any of their commercially spawned craptastic wannabe sell-out clones just trying to cash in an their success in the industry).

There are MANY wonderful and talented country artists out there, they just are sometimes hard to find. Because once in a while you will actually see somebody appear in the country scene who is genuine and fresh, but when they start getting a lot of attention.... in come the clones who start producing a sad and VERY annoying barrage of shit music that clogs television and radio up so much it's almost impossible to sift through it all to find the real GOOD country music. People buy it because it's what is 'in' at the time, feeding the overrated hype even more. Eventually people wise up and get bored of all of the terrible music, another new craze comes out... the cycle continues... and the good music is sadly nowhere to be found =( And unfortunately most record labels only care about how much it sells and not about how innovative, original, and influential it is.

Which is the only reason I have started to give up on country music; slipshod imitations of the already hard to find creativity. Not because of lame and often incorrect conventional images of what people think country actually is like the rest of you dipshits.
99% of "country" you hear on the radio is a poor representation of real Country Music.
by PsYcHoTiCaLlYinducedSpinalTap December 24, 2008
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country

Guy: "So what kind of music do you like?"

Girl: "Everything except country."

Guy: "Me too!"
by seamOn April 11, 2008
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Charlotte Country Day School

A very expensive private school in Charlotte, NC. It costs as much to go there as college, and if you have to ask how much tuition is, you can't go there. It is grades k-12, and they have a map for their campus. Country Day recruits for sports, so the public schools won't play them. Their school is extremely nice, rich, and occasionally snobby. Most students drive a Lexus or BMW. Despite Country Day's recruitment, their football team is average.
by nick95 December 8, 2010
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This Country's Fucked

a political slogan for young Australian's who have lost their faith in Australian society's values of mateship and a fair go. Commonly referenced as TCF.
by T J Morgan May 1, 2008
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country music

Hey sorry I was in the bathroom so long I was making some country music.
by I hate country music October 1, 2010
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fly-over country

What the Left refers to parts of the country that isn't Manhattan or L.A. and San Francisco.
I guess I live in fly-over country. Big deal.
by tradesman October 7, 2003
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