free country

An pathetic excuse used by children and feeble minded people for their poor behaviour.

"Would you mind not smoking in here?"
"It's a free country, I can do what I want."

by Dave_3141592 November 6, 2004

Cross Country

A sport in which a group of crazy people enjoy running at least 5k in rain, hail, sleet, or snow.

Cross Country is so hard core.

by 2oo5 Boy March 4, 2009

country style

this term is used to describe a position during sexual intercourse. when a chick is riding you, instead of her knees on the bed, her feet is planted flat on the bed... while she's going up and down. (most commonly used by spinners, gymnists, or asian whores)

she just fucked me country style!

by Chairman Chow June 11, 2006

counterproductive advertising

Those lame,local TV ads that drive customers away due to their amateurish,home-made,ridiculous,and downright embarrassing nature. Typically a low budget advertisement featuring the business owner dressed up as a clown,a king or a mattress. Often features the business owners kids or other family members.

Those Mister Mattress TV spots are counterproductive advertising.I'd never buy anything from that fool.

by wolfbait51 May 9, 2011

Cross Country Girl

The hottest girls ever. These girls can run 8 miles easier than you can bike 1. They're tough as hell and can kick any football player's ass mentally and physically. Also something about running 45 miles a week must change your DNA around because these girl are HOT. Their stamina is crazy, cross country girls = hot sex.

Guy 1: Man that girl has a great ass.
Guy 2: Yeah she must be a Cross Country Girl.
Guy 1: I bet she's awesome at sex.

by mynameismyown March 31, 2009

Bandit Country

The areas of South Armagh and Fermanagh which, during the period known as the troubles, were in all reality ungovernable by the British Government due to it's proximity to the border with the Republic of Ireland and the general population of the area, most of whom were sympathetic to the provisional IRA. The areas were infamous for sniper attacks, large bombings and cross boarder smuggling. The British media therefore gave it the name "bandit country"

Extract from the BBC - "The dismantling of the base in Crossmaglen is seen as highly symbolic, given the village's place at the heart of what was often referred during the Troubles as 'Bandit Country'."

by TheKnowlege September 10, 2010

Ann Coulter Syndrome

A disease uncanny to anorexia, which causes a Republican woman to deprive herself of food because she truly hates herself deep down inside and lacks sexual pleasure. The person afflicted is typically blond and has a low IQ.

Dam, did you see that stupid Republican chic Elizabeth Hasselbeck, from The View yesterday? She definitely has a serious case of Ann Coulter Syndrome.

by more yogurt please July 27, 2010