Skip to main content

Couch Dent

a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...

b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"
by Couch Dent September 25, 2009
mugGet the Couch Dentmug.

Blue couch

A couch that you sit on
Except it's BLUE
Guy: oh man you like my couch
Other guy: what couch is it
Guy:a blue couch
by Turtle scarecrow March 8, 2018
mugGet the Blue couchmug.

The Couch Jumpers

A Virginia Beach Ska band mistakenly viewed as group worshiping Tom Cruise since 2006. On the contrary, they thought of the name prior to Mr. Cruses' "incident" on Oprah's couch.

They broke up after playing their last show at The Norva on May 17, 2008.
I went to the Couch Jumpers' show last night at learned what skanking is.
by J Chill June 27, 2008
mugGet the The Couch Jumpersmug.

Sun Valley Couch

N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.
Did you hear Bob's wife left him?

Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.
by Rear Admiral Pisstroff July 13, 2011
mugGet the Sun Valley Couchmug.

brave little couch

a girl who has the name sofia, and has been tormented by bullies with the nickname Sofa for years. This nickname then transformed into "brave little couch", aptly named for her bravado and diminutive stature.
It's alright brave little couch, we are on our way to nanna's house and everything is going to be just peachy.
by skb0116 February 5, 2009
mugGet the brave little couchmug.

Reverse Couch Maneuver

The "bro move" of spinning a couch around to face a wall to give some privacy to a couple at a party. Term first coined by Shane Anemone
Bro 1: "Yo there's so many people here I can't hook up with her."
Bro 2: "Dude just pull the reverse couch maneuver, it'll all be good."
by The Bury March 3, 2015
mugGet the Reverse Couch Maneuvermug.

couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf
He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.
by RazMutant November 17, 2013
mugGet the couch surfer dudemug.

Share this definition