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condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice
Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!
by Houman February 15, 2005
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confident

not giving a fuck about good things and just goin for it...lol
ima go talk to this fine bitch(hey was sup baby gurl i think ur cute)

and if she likes it u shell go with the flow back but confident mean not bein shy just bein down to talk to a girl like if shes aint shit to u but u just wanna talk to her like mack it on her or some shit u know.. lol well confident basickly mean not bein shy and just bein urself and talking to her like nothing just bein down and not shy i guess im not sure lol but its like dat u know what i mean jelly bean ;) well add me on mahspace sexy ladies ill tell u more ;)
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Confident prick

A term, double word reference used to describe guys who have girlfriends, or guys who can get girlfriends, or guys who are, in general, pricks.
Damn, Jack! That confident prick always picks up girls! Why the hell can't I be like him?!
by Kingklin October 20, 2008
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confituate

verb-transitive: the act of placing one's lips on an object, namely another person's lips/body part or an inanimate object.

note*: created because all of the other words for kissing are awkward. ex: smooch, kiss, make out
"i love it when we confituate." - john
"i dont" - mark

"please dont confituate me there" - donald
by dontjokingme January 6, 2008
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confizzied

someone was running to fast and fell and he got confizzied.
by Tessie Rebecca April 5, 2008
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confidence shot

When you need to boost your confidence for any reason, so you take a few shots of your alcohol of preference. Get yourself into that good, happy feeling.
He just told me he took a few confidence shots backstage. No way he'd have the balls to sing in front of this many people otherwise.

I want to go talk to that girl over there but I don't know what to say. Dude just take a few confidence and you'll be fine.
by cannorris April 25, 2017
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confisted

When your confused on how to say confused.

When you think you got fisted but truly your uncle fucked you in the ass
I was so confisted last night
by Toein my ass June 16, 2017
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