companews

News and updates pertaining to a company

R ya up2d8 wit da l8test companews hey?

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

exaggerated comparison

the act of useing an obsine amount of something as an act of comparison

(dude working at a construction site) Dude why did you cut the board 2 inches short. (supervisor walks up) More like like 50 yards short. (other guy) Now thats an exaggerated comparison.

by Mr. Get It Done July 18, 2009

african trash compactor

Also known as a hippopotamus because of their huge mouths and impressive jaw strength

I was minding my own business taking a dip in the pond and a fucking African trash compactor came charging towards me!

by Mechanicalengineear March 28, 2020

Dr. Compact

the name is a kinda wannabee cool rapname that sux bigtime
its used in holland for someone who thinks he is a totally hot, but in fact he stinks. A lot.

Look theres R kelly with his 12 year old girlfriend, she really thinks he is da shiznit, but in fact he a typical Dr.Compact.

by kukel June 8, 2003

comp largo

Online textual dialect, characterized by extreme abbreviation and the replacement of phonic elements with onomatopoeic symbols. (Probably itself an abbreviation and misspelling of "computer lingo".)

d00d! b4 i had comp largo, chat was a bummer!

by Kiki November 7, 2002

compass school

the most fucking amazing school ever. awesome people go there to do awesome things, like paint cars, protest wars, and just be awesome. Compass School is located in Westminster, VT

"Did you hear? that awesome dude Brendan goes to the Compass School!" "No wonder he's so awesome."

by cobaniac43 January 18, 2009

Compaq

In the computer brand list that includes:
Dell
HP
Gateway
Seanix
Cicero
IBM
E-Machines
Toshiba
Sony
etc etc

My new compaq is slower than my old IBM XT from the 80s

by doanster August 23, 2004