1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix
based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny
Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button
mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.